Kafka Reviews: Granblue Fantasy's Primal Beasts!

So, if you've known me for a while, you know one important thing: I am an obsessive GBF player. I play it for at least three or four hours a day. I've been playing since february. One of the reasons I even initally made a Neocities was because I wanted a place to write down my thoughts about it. And now I have one. And now I'm gonna get around to doing something I've really wanted to do for a long time: write reviews of the monster designs!! I initially got inspired to do so by Bogleech's monster reviews, which I've been a really big fan of since high school. Even the man himself has lamented before that he always thought that reviewing monster designs would catch on, but never really did. So now I'm here. Reviewing monsters. I am so very passionate and so very full of opinions.

However, before I get into it, I have a few caveats to keep in mind with this. I'm not going to be reviewing Astrals, or Primals who are basically 100% humanoid (like Athena or Noa, for instance). That would basically just be getting into reviewing the character designs- and I'm not strong enough to put my preferences out there like that. Whether someone is sufficiently monstery or not... is also up to my discretion. I am fickle and my line of review is also subjective. As this goes on, I'll probably also start reviewing monsters that aren't primal beasts either (like Ninpress, for instance). Keep in mind also that I'll be discussing a lot of spoilers for the main and sidestories. And Also, as a matter of credit, all images used are going to be from the GBF wiki or my own screenshots if need be. So, let's start!

  • Tiamat
  • Colossus
  • Jack'o'Lantern
  • Leviathan
  • Yggdrasil
  • Luminiera
  • Celeste
  • Mithra
  • Phoenix
  • Albacore
  • Bonito

  • Return.