" Just mine for today, huh?"

" It was just like, what, forty five minutes? I came right back."

" Mhm."

William flopped down next to him.

" Please, spare me your faux derision. I had to listen to a gaggle of old women beg me to marry a lesbian for almost an hour."

" Torturous."

" I know I'm a wreck. Forgive me."

" How could I ever."

" I'm not that bad."

" You've ruined my life, William. I'm too nice now."

" I haven't ruined anything. Not my fault you fell in love with me."

" It's entirely your fault. Quit being so infuriatingly attractive."

" You first."